Seen and Heard
Never go with a hippy to a second location. - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
My parents were hippies and I can say that this is funny because its true. NEVER go to a second location. You may end up on a commune.
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My butt is so strong it could blow off that wall! - That Baby
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No, you can NOT pee in my ficus tree (which is in a giant pot on the patio) like at grandpappy’s. We aren’t animals. Now take off my high heels and go pee in the toilet. - Me to That Baby
I should explain that grandpappy lives on twelve acres of open land with lots of places to just drop trow and pee. Also this whole exchange really comes into focus when you know That Baby was also not wearing pants at the time.
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