Oh. Sweet. Jesus.
For some sick reason I am laughing at this. Divorce is hard and all but this may not be the way to resolve conflict.
Woman Sets Fire to Ex-husbands’ Penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”
Um, well, to answer the fellow’s question…
“…he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka…”